I had a goldfish once.



Fandoms may include, but are not limited to Community, Battlestar Galactica, Sherlock, Spaced, My Life in Film, Breaking Bad, Harmontown, Game of Thrones, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, The X-Files, Doctor Who, Ready Player One, The Hour, Star Trek, Firefly, Whose Line Is It Anyway?, The Three Flavours of Cornetto Trilogy, Arrested Development, The Walking Dead, Marvel.








Currently watching: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

They were so douchey, you guys. The whole fake nice guy thing. “Oh poor me I’m so alone lemme take advantage of all the women that I can. Oh woe is me, manic pixie dream girl doesn’t like me back! Why don’t I get a Ramona Flowers?” Because Ramona Flowers is too damn good for you, manchild.

I had my time feeling bad and guilty for not being able to give them what they wanted. So fucking over it now.

No, Twitter. I did not want to follow them just because they are in my phone contacts, but because I was rushing, I followed them by accident, you per selected them and I clicked finish. This is the second time this has happened with the same person. I haven’t talked to them in a year, not even through text, and I don’t want to talk to them, much less follow them. Because quite frankly, they’re boring and pretty douchey.


superheavysellout:

MST3K: The Definitive Oral History

Released in 1966, Manos: The Hands of Fate is a D-minus of a B movie: Its plot, about desert-dwelling pagans, makes little sense. Its cast could be out-acted by the stars of a day care holiday pageant. And the film is paced with the urgency and focus of a box turtle on lithium.

Luckily, no one has to watch Manos alone.

(via redplainsrider)


  • Person: *talking about a celebrity I'm attracted to* Fuck them! Ugh.
  • Me: I'd love to do just that exactly. Have you seen how attractive they are?

There was a commercial for Elder Scrolls Online commercial, it literally took my breath away. I NEED IT NOW


beingliberal:

Reblog if you agree it’s wrong for the government to make a profit on the backs of poor college students and not taxing billionaires. 
(graphic via ProgressiveAmerica)

beingliberal:

Reblog if you agree it’s wrong for the government to make a profit on the backs of poor college students and not taxing billionaires. 

(graphic via ProgressiveAmerica)


❝I can’t stand that asshole.❞
(—— My mother, who loves Glenn Beck speaking about Jon Stewart)

❝I can’t believe you watch that shit.❞
(—— my mother, who watches all the reality shows she can to me while watching The Daily Show with Jon Stewart)

Hahahahahaha, my mother hates Jon Stewart, he’s making fun of Fox News and she stomped out of the room. Go ahead bitch, I don’t want you around anyway. The hate of a Tea Party nut only makes me love him more.

Why is it as an adult, I have to deal with this bitch more than I did as a teenager? Like now I have freedom but I see her more than ever? I think its a guilt trip thing.


brothertedd:

Iconic Film Posters: Telling stories in simplicity by Peter Stults

(Source: behance.net, via robertdinnero)


I thought that was an iguana at first glance. Then I took a closer look.

I thought that was an iguana at first glance. Then I took a closer look.

(Source: supersmashkev, via funnycatsandfandoms)



Starbuck: Sorry, Madam President, I’m sorry.
Roslin: No need to apologize, Lieutenant.

(Source: themushroomblues, via jordynradgurl)


Relationship status: Single and too ugly to mingle.


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